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This week our regular programming is interrupted by a guest as we’re forced to reflect on the movies we’ve covered throughout our 200 episodes. The extended version of this episode, along with an alternate ending, can be found on our Patreon.


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Music Credits

"Hack or Slash" by Daniel Stapleton

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SPEAKER_02

You know I'm a dumb bitch with no reference for the past. We're screwed.

SPEAKER_05

Greetings and salutations, and welcome to Hackerslash. If you're joining us again, welcome back. Do you like scary movies? If this is your first time listening, welcome to the party. We are a horror movie review podcast dedicated to telling you whether a movie is a hack. A total joke, a waste of time, or a splash.

SPEAKER_01

Total killer. Fun intended.

SPEAKER_05

We believe horror is for everyone, and as such, we're rating these movies with the perspective we've gained from our varying walks of life and the flavors of fear we fancy most. My name is Chris, I'm your friendly neighborhood slasher enthusiast. This week I'm joined by the Superfly Space Guy Mac. Hola, Muchachos, the Gore Lover Alexis, everyone, the Cow of the Creeper Ryan. I think it's time I change what I say here. And the Scream Queen Paris.

SPEAKER_02

Hey sweets.

SPEAKER_05

This episode marks a very special occasion for our show because prior to this, we've released 199 episodes, making this one our 200th. Now to celebrate the occasion, we're going to reflect back on the movies that have brought us this far and share what we've learned through the making of 200 episodes. Before we get down to business, though, we have some follow-up.

SPEAKER_02

Let's follow up on some stuff. Okay, y'all. So you may recall our most recent update. We launched our Discord channel exclusively for our patrons. And as of this recording, 73% of you are patrons have already signed up for the Discord, which is super exciting. Uh something else that's very exciting is that we are actually currently live streaming this episode so that our patrons can listen. There's actually 10 of them in the chat right now, all listening live. So if you are not a patron and you would love to hear the behind the scenes outtakes and all the things that don't make it into the final episode for our non-patrons, consider visiting patreon.com slash hackerslash and signing up for as low as one dollar a month. Now we have some new channels that we've added to the Discord, including horror news, episode chats, horror recommendations, and a spoiler zone where you can talk about specific movies in a place where we know we've all seen it and you don't have to worry about getting spoiled. We also will be launching this Discord publicly to all of our non-patrons starting on March 1st. And there is one more thing I would love to celebrate, and that is that we actually have new three patrons that have joined our family. Those are Colleen, Laz, and Sam. Ladies and gentlemen, they's and thems, thank you so much for all of your support. And I'm actually gonna pop this little bottle right now on the mic for everybody to hear. But I get scared when I do it. Oh my god. Okay. Here's the 200 bitches. And that's our follow-up.

SPEAKER_05

Well, while our Discord is a place for all of our friends to connect, this week we want to reflect on the 200 episodes that helped build that community. Now when the show first started in 2017, I motherfucker. Okay. I'm sorry, give me a second. Jin's making some fucking noise out in the living room, and you go shut her up. I'll be right back.

SPEAKER_01

Just so everyone knows. Should we stop recording? No, just keep going. I mean, Jin is uh Jin is actually a human that keeps captive. I don't know if anyone knew that, but uh forces this human to wear a dog costume, so yeah, that's a thing.

SPEAKER_03

I'm pissed we didn't get a screaming. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's for next time. Screaming at the screaming at the human dressed in a dog costume. Wait a minute, why is Chris calling me?

SPEAKER_02

What yes, Chris Kringle?

SPEAKER_00

Greetings and salutations, you dumb bitch. One wrong move and she dies.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, you guys, I think it's Ghostface.

SPEAKER_00

You've had hundreds of episodes of Hack or Slash, but do you remember anything?

SPEAKER_04

Okay. What what do you want?

SPEAKER_00

It's simple. I want to play a game. You're horror movie podcasters. Surely you can answer a few questions.

SPEAKER_03

Uh, what kind of questions?

SPEAKER_00

We'll see how much you remember from your past episodes. If you win, she lives. If you're wrong, she dies. Easy.

SPEAKER_01

We'll probably be just fine.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Mac, you know I'm a dumb bitch with no reverence for the past. We're screwed.

SPEAKER_04

What are the rules that were are around this whole situation? How am I gonna win or lose?

SPEAKER_00

I'm feeling generous tonight. I'll give you each ten chances to save her life. Each of you gets a question. If most of you get your questions right, she goes unharmed. If most of you get your questions wrong, I scrape her bones with my blade. Be careful. I don't think she can take more than three mistakes. If all of you get your questions wrong, I get to see what her insides look like.

SPEAKER_03

What if it's a tie?

SPEAKER_00

I'll give you a bonus question to see if your fans can save you. Let's try a little warm-up, shall we?

SPEAKER_04

I'm scared.

SPEAKER_00

This one is for Alexis.

SPEAKER_03

Fuck.

SPEAKER_00

Who is considered to be Hollywood's first scream queen?

SPEAKER_03

Jamie Lee Curtis, of course. Oh, thank god.

SPEAKER_00

Wasn't that easy? Looks like you all listen after all.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, thank god she's alive. Well, this is a warm-up. We're good. I would have got that wrong, thank you. Don't you dare ask me that question, sir.

SPEAKER_00

Brian, you're next. What movie is considered to be a sequel to the movie An American Werewolf in London?

SPEAKER_04

Well, Ghostface, I can I can see that you know me. By the way that you've asked me a question regarding one of my favorite movies in the past 200 that we've ever reviewed. Comma, however. American Werewolf in New York.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, that's the one.

SPEAKER_00

How could you forget an American werewolf in Paris? You even talked about it in the episode.

SPEAKER_04

Oh god, duh. Okay, I did actually know it was a city though, so I feel like I get a half a point.

SPEAKER_00

Paris, let's see how much of a stupid bitch you really are.

SPEAKER_02

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00

Stuntman Kane Hodder is best known for his portrayal as what character.

SPEAKER_02

Are you kidding me? You know I don't know stunt people. Um I'm gonna guess. Michael Myers?

SPEAKER_00

How disappointing. No, uh during the Hatchet episode, everyone talked about Kane's portrayal of Jason Vorhees. You must really want her to die.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00

Mac, Europe. Who narrated the original the Texas Chainsaw Massacre along with the 2003 remake?

SPEAKER_01

Tell Chris I love her because I don't know the answer. Oh my god, she's gonna die.

SPEAKER_00

Mac, I expected better from you. The answer is John Laroquette. You should remember that from fact or fiction.

SPEAKER_01

Should but don't.

SPEAKER_00

You're lucky this is a warm-up. Let's see if your fans can get in on the action. What is the name of the demon clown who terrorizes the children of Daring Main?

SPEAKER_02

Well, I know that one.

SPEAKER_04

Just so we're clear, the listeners have gotten every single thing right. So for you to be patronizing to them.

SPEAKER_02

Not patronizing.

SPEAKER_04

Put intended. By asking that question is rude. Obviously, they know it's penny wise. I have like a solid five, six people that know who it is. Everyone does.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Every almost every single I have 100% of people in the chat that know who it is.

SPEAKER_00

You survived. Let's see if Chris has as much faith in you to make sure she does. Round one. Paris. What actress played the hair on Helen Lyle in the original Candyman?

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, I'm I can see her. She has red hair. She looks like the bitch from X-Files. Um. Do I know her name? Is it saved in my Rolodex of White Women? It is not. So I'm gonna say. Oh. Ooh. Sorry, Chris. Helen Miran. I thought you loved women.

SPEAKER_00

How could you forget Virginia Madsen?

SPEAKER_02

No, not Virginia. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00

Ryan, let's see how closely you paid attention to your animal reports over the years. What was the name of Buffalo Bill's dog?

SPEAKER_04

Baby.

SPEAKER_00

Incorrect.

SPEAKER_04

Obviously.

SPEAKER_00

That little pooch was named Presses, and you're one step closer to killing your friend.

SPEAKER_04

I was actually really close though. I knew I was a a term of endearment.

SPEAKER_00

Mac, what European director of the classic 1977 film Susperia is also known as the Italian Hitchcock.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh. Ah, come on, it's on the tip of my tongue, because we've talked about it. And and he's got the Oh, the three witches. It's the whole trilogy. Okay, I'm trying I'm trying. I'm trying. Because it's not like Benito or something, you know? It's not Gio. It's kind of Benito. It's kind of Benito. It's like a Dario. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Okay, Argento. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

That's correct. You really are a man of the world. Alexis, this round is on you. And which horror film does a black hole unleash its evil upon the actors Lawrence Fishburne and Sam Neal?

SPEAKER_03

God, it's my freaking favorite movie. How am I Oh jeez? Uh Ven Horizon.

SPEAKER_00

That's correct. Your fans are really carrying you. It's time for a bonus question. Chanel Monet stars and what horror thriller where her character must escape a southern plantation.

SPEAKER_02

I'm just gonna say it, the patrons get the easy questions. So true.

SPEAKER_04

So true. So, of course, our patrons know, and they've supplied the answer, and that is antebellum.

SPEAKER_00

Another lucky break. Round two. Paris. Try to name the movie with the quote: I'm your number one fan.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, fuck you, ghost face. It's misery. That stupid bitch, Kathy Bates, did not deserve that Academy Award. That movie was garbage.

SPEAKER_00

You should remember this one. You've talked about hating it enough. Alexis, time to test your memory.

SPEAKER_01

God. That's her best quality. At work it is.

SPEAKER_00

What 2013 film features a young couple who take in their feral nieces and a supernatural spirit?

SPEAKER_03

Was that the orphanage?

SPEAKER_00

How could you forget your first episode? The answer is Mama. I guess you don't really care about Chris's life, do you? Mac, let's see how much of a super fly space guy you really are. Name the movie with the tagline in space. No one can eat ice cream.

SPEAKER_01

No one can eat ice cream? Oh my gosh, I thought it was no one can hear you scream. That sounds like space balls.

SPEAKER_02

I was thinking space balls too.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm pretty sure that if it's not, if it if that's not the tagline, it's probably a movie that I haven't seen. So, uh, and I wasn't on the episode to review. This is one of those questions I just don't know the answer. So uh, you know, give her a little stab for me.

SPEAKER_00

Mac, I'm disappointed. I thought you'd know it's killer clowns from outer space.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, space is overrated. I got bad news, Chris.

SPEAKER_00

Ryan, this should be easy for you. Who wrote the 1981 film An American Werewolf in London?

SPEAKER_04

It's actually not. You know, all I know about are the effects from that movie. I know it's John, but the only name in my head is John Carpenter.

SPEAKER_00

For being one of your favorite movies, you couldn't remember John Landis. How disappointing.

SPEAKER_04

Uh, no, I would have never. Uh oh God, Chris, I love you. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00

Poor Chris. She's just no Sharon Stone. Round three. Alexis, let's see how much you listen to Ryan. Who received the inaugural Oscar for Best Makeup for an American werewolf in London?

SPEAKER_04

I just said his name. Oh god, it wasn't banged. It's two small words. John, nope. Ted, nope.

SPEAKER_00

I'm sorry the answer is Rick Baker. Ryan must be so disappointed. Paris, what actress plays the main character Susie in the 2018 remake of Susperia?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, that was absolutely Dakota Johnson.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

That's simply correct, Ellen.

SPEAKER_01

I was I was curious to see if he was gonna say fanning. No.

SPEAKER_04

You're turning out to be the least dumb.

SPEAKER_02

Well, all my questions are about actresses, which is all I know.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, ask me about uh episodes we edited. I have so much about the ROTC. Sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00

Ryan, you say you love Freddie. What hangs above Tina's bed in a nightmare on Elm Street?

SPEAKER_04

A cross.

SPEAKER_00

Well done. You're keeping her alive.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, thank you. Wow. Wow, thank you.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, we might save Chris's life after all.

SPEAKER_00

Mac, what mythical creature did Hadley hope to see as a killer in cabin in the woods?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, uh it wasn't the mermaid. Uh I'll say mermaid, why not?

SPEAKER_00

Correct. He just wanted to be part of his world. Round four. Ryan, it's your turn. The 1970 diversion of The Last House on the Left was the directorial debut for which director.

SPEAKER_01

This is one I think Ryan would know. You would you would hope.

SPEAKER_04

I do know because he's gross and he makes a bunch of gross movies, isn't he?

SPEAKER_01

While he might make some gross movies, he probably makes movies you might like.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he's made some you like. Wes Craven.

SPEAKER_00

You're lucky it was an easy one. Paris, this one is on you. And Friday the 13th, part two, what does Jason Voorhees wear as his mask?

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit. Um, Friday the 13th, 2, they were the hottest they'd ever been, the the campers. Um Sack, he's wearing a potato sack. Sack head Jason.

SPEAKER_00

Well done. I think Chris is surprised you remembered. Alexis, what substance was used to ink the pages of the Necronomicon?

SPEAKER_04

I also don't know what that word means. I'm assuming blood?

SPEAKER_00

Excellent. Maybe I can use Chris's blood in it. Mac, in the 1977 film The Hills Have Eyes, the father and three sons are all named after what celestial bodies.

SPEAKER_01

Um yeah, I'm gonna say stars? Moons? No. Mac, you dumb bitch.

SPEAKER_00

Incorrect. They were named after planets. What kind of space guy are you? Maybe you should rebrand.

SPEAKER_01

You know, the good thing here is that uh my answer doesn't really count. It's because the other three were right, right?

SPEAKER_04

That was a hard question. No one in the chat had an answer for that one. We just got one lonely LOL.

SPEAKER_02

I knew that one. It was like Jupiter and like Yeah, because you're a star queen.

SPEAKER_01

I guess that's true. Star Queen. Look, I like space as a concept, okay? Let's uh not the details. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Round five. Paris and puppet master. How did the female doll murder her victims?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, she sucked on his nipple and he died with leeches.

SPEAKER_00

I forgot! Yes. Well done. Of course you would remember a nipple scene. Ryan, let's test your holiday horror memory. Bob Clark directed both a Christmas story and What Slasher?

SPEAKER_04

The Frost One.

SPEAKER_00

Incorrect. The answer is one of Chris's favorites. The 1970 for Black Christmas.

SPEAKER_04

Literally, all the patrons right now are in the chat sobbing every time I have to answer a question because it's horrible.

SPEAKER_00

Alexis, what horror film was Eli Roth's directorial debut?

SPEAKER_03

It's the one where they where they go backpacking. I don't even know if we reviewed that movie.

SPEAKER_01

Backpack? It's these are all movies that we've reviewed.

SPEAKER_03

No one's helping. Oh yeah, Cabin Fever.

SPEAKER_02

She said No one's helping. Looked at the chat and said, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That's correct, but you cheated. And cheaters never prosper. Chris will pay.

SPEAKER_04

You have to look away when it's your turn. I just need to close it out.

SPEAKER_00

Mac, let's see how good your memory of the 90s is. Wes Craven directed which 1991 film about two adults and a juvenile who break into a house and find something disturbing.

SPEAKER_01

Sounds like the people under the stairs.

unknown

That's correct. You finally got one right.

SPEAKER_00

It's time to cut her open. If you cheat, she dies. Where's your integrity? Round six. Ryan, an investigator ends up on a Scottish island where the inhabitants have an unhealthy obsession with sexuality. And this 1973 film.

SPEAKER_04

The Wickerman.

SPEAKER_00

Well done.

SPEAKER_04

Wow, how could I ever forget Yes Bits?

SPEAKER_00

Leave it to you to remember a movie with a lot of boobs. Alexis, where is the 2008 movie The Strangers entirely set?

SPEAKER_04

In a house.

SPEAKER_00

That's right. Easy question.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, do you have to know the location in the country? Yeah, I was like, the house? Yeah. Good.

SPEAKER_00

Paris, what was the name of the killer and mortician in the movie Phantasm?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, bitch, I don't know. Tall, creepy Lurch, Lurch, his name was Lurch. He was giving Lurch.

SPEAKER_00

You almost had it. His name was the tall man.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, so that's not a name, Ghostface. That doesn't count.

SPEAKER_00

Mac, what attacks a group of teens in 1986 when they're trapped inside a shopping mall after dark?

SPEAKER_01

It's a robot.

unknown

Very good. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

Have a nice day. Round seven. Ryan, this one's for you. Kevin Bacon stars in what 1990 film about a group of people fighting for survival against giant monsters hungry for flesh.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know what Kevin Bacon looks like, but I believe someone recently asked me how our Tremors episode went because it has Kevin Bacon in it.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, you're off on the right foot. Let's see if your co-hosts can spare Chris's life.

SPEAKER_04

Wow, shout out to Alan.

SPEAKER_00

Alexis, what holiday-themed movie contained five interwoven stories that occur on the same block on the same night?

SPEAKER_03

Uh, October, not the house's Octoberville.

SPEAKER_00

You really forgot Trick-or-treat. What a disappointment. Mac, how did the masked intruders respond to the question, why are you doing this? In the 2008 movie The Strangers.

SPEAKER_01

I wish I had seen that movie. It was another episode I was not a part of.

SPEAKER_00

One step closer to a stab. The correct response is because you were home.

SPEAKER_01

I wasn't, though.

SPEAKER_00

Paris, let's see how much you know about the Exorcist.

SPEAKER_01

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02

Hello, Falimarin.

SPEAKER_00

That was the first horror movie to be nominated for what in 1974.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, listen up. I may not know shit about this movie, but I do know about the Oscars, and this movie was nominated for an Academy Award. I don't know why, I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_04

So on brand. So on brand. It works perfectly. You've asked him the best questions.

SPEAKER_00

How fortunate for Chris. Now let's see if your fans can save her life with a tiebreaker question. Name the movie with this quote you've got the body, I've got the brain.

SPEAKER_04

Wow, that's a hard one. Okay, we'll give it a second to see what rolls in.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, your life comes down to the patrons.

SPEAKER_04

You're yeah, you guys literally have to save Chris's life. And I need more than one person to get it right. Cause also I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, well, Chris is fucked. I'm I am really sad that like Ryan's not confident in this when we have all these answers coming through.

SPEAKER_04

There's so what do you mean we're like 50-50? Okay, we're going. The chat, our patrons say, Nightmare on Elm Street 2.

SPEAKER_00

That's correct. Freddie's Revenge. Thank you, thank you. Uh Round eight. Mac, let's look back to one of your early episodes. What 2019 film was based on a series of short horror stories for children written by Alvin Schwartz?

SPEAKER_04

Just think, series of short movies that we saw in 2019.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so movie based on something that was written for kids that you guys complained about was so kiddish.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Scary stories to tell in the dark.

SPEAKER_00

Correct. That's the power of context clues. Paris, what fictional drug used to suppress dreams was featured in A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors?

SPEAKER_02

Fictional drug? Um, Narconol. As referenced in Death Becomes Her. Narconol is my final answer.

SPEAKER_00

No. The answer is hypnosal, which you'd know if you had taken a closer look at the film during episode 155.

SPEAKER_04

That was a great answer, though. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

Ryan, Vanna White stars in what 1981 film following the murders of a high school track teen.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, this sounds so familiar. But what was it called?

SPEAKER_04

I know exactly what it is. I can see the first scene of the girl's running, and then she falls. I feel like I should get credit for describing the whole entire first scene. The first 10 minutes of the movie is in slow motion. Don't you remember that? Oh my god. Isn't it like a hot mess of a movie, right? And uh y'all are like, it's campy, and I'm like, no, it sucks.

SPEAKER_02

It wasn't even that camp, it was just bad.

SPEAKER_04

Oh gosh. This one is hard, I'll have to admit.

SPEAKER_02

There was a football kill and there was a spear.

SPEAKER_04

I remember everything about the movie.

SPEAKER_02

A gratuitous locker room scene.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, I am just gonna uh I'm just gonna say that I don't know. I cannot, I cannot get it in my brain.

SPEAKER_00

Who could forget the universal hack graduation day?

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, the graduation day? Yeah, it's because the title doesn't make sense. Did I go on a rant about the title not making sense? Okay.

SPEAKER_01

You have no idea how hard I was trying to mouth graduation to Alexis, and it just came across as movement.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00

This one is for the gore lover Alexis. In the movie Maniac, what body part taken from victims did the murder nail to mannequins?

SPEAKER_03

Their hands?

SPEAKER_00

How disappointing. The correct answer is their scalps.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I did forget scalp mannequins.

SPEAKER_02

So, Chris, you're dead. That was three wrong.

SPEAKER_00

It's time for Chris to die. Well, well, well. I hope you're pleased with yourselves. Do you know how much time this lesbian has spent putting her heart and soul into this podcast?

SPEAKER_02

I put this little game together to see how much you all really cared about Hackerslash. And for what? You three abandoned us for the Scream 2022 episode. We were so excited to review that together. This was the first time any of us were going to see a Scream movie in theaters. We'd literally had it on the recording calendar for a year. And one by one, you all disappointed us because, oh boo hoo, I have COVID. Wear a mask. Alex is just having to celebrate her birthday in Utah, of all places. What? Did you have a secret Mormon wedding and not invite any of us? And have you three even taken the time to see the movie yet? It's been weeks at this point. What is your excuse now? Chris is literally dead. You literally killed Chris. This blood, it's on your hands.

SPEAKER_05

Well, there you have it, folks. It only took seven rounds for my co-host to kill me. But we want to know what you think. We want to know what you thought of all 200 episodes up to this point, and we want to know what you're looking forward to in the next 200. Now keep in mind there are a number of ways you can reach out to us, starting with our website, hackerslash. Or on our social media accounts on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

SPEAKER_04

And if you think you could have done better than us and saved Chris's life, you can reach out to our Hackerslash Hotline. You can leave us a voicemail at 757-606-0128 or visit hackerslash.

SPEAKER_01

Or if you think Chris should honestly host Jeopardy, you can send us an email to feedback at hackerslash.com.

SPEAKER_02

And if you've enjoyed listening to this very special episode, consider becoming one of our patrons like Colleen, Laz, and Sam. You can visit patreon.com slash hacker slash to earn cool perks for as low as $1 a month.

SPEAKER_05

We'll see you next time. Bye.

SPEAKER_00

Visit patreon.com slash hackerslash to hear our outtakes, alternate ending, and see who the other ghost base may have been.