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This week we’re celebrating a major milestone with our 400th episode and putting our horror knowledge to the test in Hack or Slash Jeopardy. We battle it out across three escalating rounds of trivia, reflect on the highs and horrors of our podcast journey, and reveal which host reigns supreme in horror movie recall.


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Music Credits

"Hack or Slash" by Daniel Stapleton

SPEAKER_01

This is hamcilum. Please welcome to the Miss Contemptions. Superflex Cumming from Virginia. It's Pem Crimin. A screen queen from California. It's Pim's Nickelsum. Classic horn. Classic horn from Florida. It's Pum. It's Pimps.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to Hackerslash Jeopardy. Now, before we get started, I just want to say thank you. Thanks for being here. Thanks for showing up to my lovely contestants tonight. I hope you are ready for some chaos.

SPEAKER_12

We'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_06

Listen, now for a more sentimental moment, listen, Hackerslash started as a side conversation at a sushi spot about horror movies. And somehow, somehow, we're now 400 episodes in, which is absolutely insane. We were surrounded by an incredible community. We've got a ton of memories, even more horror opinions than we've ever bargained for. And honestly, through it all, we've learned how to coexist, right? Even with Sean's unwavering devotion to Skinamarink or the recent discovery of Vinx's love for the nightmare on Elm Street remake.

SPEAKER_02

Of course.

SPEAKER_06

No. And no one should. No, absolutely not. Now, let's actually get the show on the road by diving headfirst into uh some survival rules and let's talk about how we're gonna actually survive the night. I want you to think about this as your rule book for staying alive, or at least scoring some points before it's too late. So when it comes down to Hackerslash Jeopardy, it is not unlike Jeopardy, but we are gonna have a couple more rounds. So we're gonna have Jeopardy, Double Jeopardy, Triple Jeopardy, and Final Jeopardy. Now the kicker here about that first Jeopardy round is that each contestant is gonna have a category devoted to them and their history and their life. But they can't pick a question from it. If their co-hosts and their contestants fail to get the answer correctly, then that original contestant who is the category, uh, they will automatically get those points. It's gonna be very exciting. Now, when it comes to answering the cues, hey, just like Jeopardy, you're gonna take turns. So we'll start with Max since he's been on the show the longest. You're gonna buzz in once the clue has been read, and you must respond in the form of a question. Again, just like Jeopardy. Uh, what is, who is, where is, how is, etc. If you get the answer correct, great, you earn some points. If you get the answer wrong, as it turns out, you're gonna lose points. Kind of how that works. Our daily doubles have been rebranded to the double trouble. Hidden somewhere on the board is an opportunity for you to uncover a chance to make some bets and earn some additional points. Now, big or you know, go big or go home. If you get the question correct, you're gonna get that full wager value. If you get the question wrong, you lose those points. So here we are. When it comes down to final Jeopardy, you're gonna have a moment to submit a wager. Do you want to bet at all? Do you want to bet nothing by the time we get to the final Jeopardy round? Once that clue is revealed, you're gonna have 30 seconds to write your response. And again, if you get it correct, you win everything, and if you get it wrong, you lose everything you bet. Now, some house rules and some deviations for the Jeopardy game. If you fail to answer the question with a proper phrasing, i.e., where is, how is, who is, etc., there's going to be a negative five-point pen penalty. Uh for our friends in the chat. Hello, I see that we already have some things coming in. Um says you can't hear, but I'm screaming like it's a MyCam concert trust. Love that. Great energy there. Uh listen, we want your participation, so please keep that chat blowing up all night long. However, try not to spoil the answer unless someone has already answered it. Please. Now, Jeopardy might be a little bit perilous. It's gonna be a little bit dangerous, it's gonna be a little bit tough. So our hosts have the opportunity to earn some post personality points. If they buzz in and they don't know the correct answer, and they're at least a little funny, then we have a special demonic darling on our staff named Chell, who will be assessing some pity points as we go. Now, that's it for our house rules. But the question remains are my friends ready to get started? Are we ready for Jeopardy?

SPEAKER_04

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_12

Is anyone really ready?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I just let's go.

SPEAKER_06

I hope you've been studying. Listen, folks, if you were there in the chat and you're one of our patrons, you had the opportunity to participate in the Jeopardy prep chat where Chal has been leading the patrons in some in some prep, and I think Sean Binks it might have scared you a little bit.

SPEAKER_12

Scared. Yeah, I mean, I don't yeah, I don't know if it helped or just made me realize that there's way too much fucking content to try to remember from this show or in horror as a genre as a whole. You know, it's gonna be tough. Yeah, depends how deep these questions get.

SPEAKER_08

I feel like I'm being hazed two years later.

SPEAKER_09

This is the initiation.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you're finally being initiated two years later, but let's also keep in mind that for Mac and Paris, that's a lot of years to look back on and really soak in in terms of points.

SPEAKER_04

So we should actually be greater on a curve. You're right, Chris. I completely agree.

SPEAKER_06

Well, again, that's why we have the personality pity points. Let's get a look at our categories for tonight. Now we're gonna start off with our categories of Superfly Space Guy, the Paranormal Paramour, the classic horror connoisseur, the scream queen. I want you to know this category was originally entitled Dumb Bitchery. And then finally, Podcast Chronicles. And as our first player for the night, Mac, we're gonna take it to you. Pick your category and your points.

SPEAKER_11

I would like paranormal paramour for 150 points.

SPEAKER_06

150 points of the paranormal paramour. Behold Saint Binks, the patron saint of blank. Buzzing with your correct answers, Paris.

SPEAKER_04

What is bullshit?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect. That is incorrect. We'll give our patrons an opportunity the rest of our contestants an opportunity to steal. All right, no steals. Back.

SPEAKER_11

The patron saint of Winnie the Pooh.

SPEAKER_06

Um, okay, that is actually incorrect. As it turns out, Saint Binx is the patron saint of organizing, as is accounted for in our Discord. Uh, but that is 150 points to Paranormal Paramour Binx and personality points if Chow chooses to uh either of our other competitors. Uh let's go with Mac, you'll pick again.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, let's choose Classic Horror Connoisseur for 100.

SPEAKER_06

Classic Horror Connoisseur for 100. Oh, and you've got our first double trouble. Chao was dressed as this universal monster when an old woman once told him he didn't deserve to win a costume contest. As you don't have any points to bet. We're just gonna give this double value. Mac, you are the only contestant who can answer right now.

SPEAKER_11

Who is Frankenstein?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I'm so sorry. That is incorrect. The correct answer that we were looking for was Wolfman.

SPEAKER_04

That would have been my guess, actually.

SPEAKER_06

Sean, what a story that was. Do you want to briefly recap that?

SPEAKER_12

Uh yeah, it was it was quite the night. One, we spent hours putting this costume together. Like I literally felt like I was probably on set for one of these movies because it took a long time to put the makeup on and everything. And then we get to this bar, we're downtown, we're having a good time, we go in the costume contest, we don't know what's gonna happen. We end up winning, and after we win, this old lady like waves me over to her table, and she like gets really like close and intimate, and she's like, just so you know, you didn't deserve to win. My like, I don't know, like nephew or some bullshit deserved to win. And I'm like, what the fuck? It's like the audacity some people have.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you know. I do remember that you shared this, and I don't remember if it was on the Wolfman episode, but you did share this in our B side. So if you're a patron, you may have already heard this story. But uh, you know what, Sean? We'll go back to you. Sean, let's have you pick the next category.

SPEAKER_12

Ooh. Um, let's try Superfly Space Guy for 100.

SPEAKER_06

Superfly Space Guy for 100. Mac may have a peachy disposition, but he's definitely not a native of this state, contrary to popular belief. We'll go Paris.

SPEAKER_04

Where is Georgia?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. That's 100 points for Paris.

SPEAKER_10

Nice.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, yay! As the winner, you get to pick the next category.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna take Podcast Chronicles for 100, Chris.

SPEAKER_06

Podcast Chronicles for 100. If Hackerslash had a Western spin-off, it would famously be called this. Paris, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04

What is dust or bust?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect, although honestly iconic. Our contestants have an opportunity to steal.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

I you know what? Fuck it. Okay, Binx.

SPEAKER_08

I it's not gonna be right, but hear me out. I think it should be clown in a corn hub.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay. Um, you know what? Hey, we'll see what the uh pity points get you. But the correct answer is yeehaw or naw.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's good too.

SPEAKER_06

Or nah.

SPEAKER_12

When I keep thinking stroke and poke, but that was definitely a whole different fucking episode.

SPEAKER_06

Definitely a different episode, John. Definitely a different episode. Uh Paris, let's go back to you. You'll pick your next category.

SPEAKER_04

I need a win here, Chris. Let's go podcast Chronicles for 50.

SPEAKER_06

Podcast Chronicles for 50. This Stephen King adaptation was the first film ever reviewed on Hacker Slash. Matt, uh, sorry, Paris. You were first.

SPEAKER_03

What is it? That is correct. Well done. Oh my god, I knew that. Okay, great. Incredible. Well done.

SPEAKER_04

I'm liking this category. Let's do podcast chronicles for 150, please.

SPEAKER_06

Podcast Chronicles for 150 coming up. The Hacker Slash Discord launched publicly in this month and year. You should remember because you were there. No buses, no buzzes. Mac.

SPEAKER_11

What is August of 2020?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect.

SPEAKER_08

Binks. I'm gonna say April of 2021.

SPEAKER_06

That is also incorrect. The correct answer that we're looking for is March 2022. If you remember, we actually had a beta period for our Discord where it was patron only for a hot minute. And these answers can be found in the chronology and the history of Hackerslash that Nathan built in our Google Drive. Uh, you know what, Paris? We'll go back to you. You can pick the next category.

SPEAKER_04

Let's keep it going. Podcast Chronicles for 200, please.

SPEAKER_06

B-sides were introduced in this episode. Also ironic because B sides were your idea. Was it not your idea? Oh. It was not my idea. It was Paris' idea. I know. Is this still like a warm-up round?

SPEAKER_12

Because holy shit.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, Mac, you buzzed in first.

SPEAKER_11

I I don't think I meant to buzz in on this one.

SPEAKER_06

So You cleared the buzzers.

SPEAKER_11

What is the idea? How about that?

SPEAKER_06

We have cleared the buzzers. You have an opportunity to buzz anyone, folks. You have 10 seconds remaining. Okay. The correct answer was episode 132, December 2020. The episode was P2. You remember the movie with the bucks and businesswoman. It's stuck in the parking garage, poor girl. On Christmas, no less. Famously.

SPEAKER_03

All right, Ferris, back to you. Pick the category. Do I dare? Podcast Chronicles 250. Here we go.

SPEAKER_06

The ultimate goal of the show is this. Sean.

SPEAKER_12

What is to foster an environment where everyone feels welcome to share stuff about horror and love each other? Something like that.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, that honestly that was very, very close. I may give you to you, let's see if Paris has the correct answer.

SPEAKER_12

Let's give me like one bonus point, you know?

SPEAKER_04

To spread the gospel that horror is for everyone.

SPEAKER_06

Also, fair. Chell, I'll leave that to your discretion. Uh Sean, I'll give you a correct answer on technicality because you got the first three words right. The ultimate goal of the show is to foster an environment in which conversations about horror movies serve as catalysts for enriching connections between people, as is written on our Notion database. All right, Sean, you're gonna go.

SPEAKER_04

That's what we both said.

SPEAKER_12

Together we made that answer somehow. Uh let's do uh let's do Scream Queen for 150.

SPEAKER_06

Scream Queen for 150. The log from Final Destination 2 famously got more work in the wrong turn reboot, but Paris put in the real work to get this star of the film on the show for Pride. Parrish, you cannot answer this question since it's your category. We'll go with the next part.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's I thought I just couldn't pick it up. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_06

No, you automatically get the point if no one else gets it.

SPEAKER_12

Okay, great. I totally don't remember the answer or the name of this person, but I remember this episode.

SPEAKER_11

Mac gonna butcher it, but I know there's a V in there. Who is Vardan?

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. That is correct. It was Vardon Aurora. An incredible conversation that we had uh discussing camp in horror and the representation of camp in horror. I absolutely love that. Scream Queen for 150, yes. Yes, it was. Okay. Mac, you had the correct answer. Let's have you pick the next category.

SPEAKER_11

Okay, let's go with Classic Horror Connoisseur for 200, please.

SPEAKER_06

Classic horror connoisseur for 200. Sean once shared he skateboarded up and down this iconic California attraction in his youth. And for those in the chat who think the questions are hard, don't worry. It's gonna get very easy. Don't worry, it gets harder. If we don't know each other, Mac, you buzzed in first.

SPEAKER_11

I I truly don't know the answer to this. Let's say he skateboarded up and down. Um what is the PCH?

SPEAKER_06

The PC, what is the PCH? I don't know what that is, but if it's no, it doesn't matter. It's like Coast Highway. Nope, nope, not that. Not that you'll have an opportunity to steal for Paris or Binx. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

What is the Golden Gate Bridge?

SPEAKER_06

Incorrect. Binx, your final opportunity?

SPEAKER_08

Okay, y'all. Wait, can we swear? If he was skateboarding up and down the Pacific Coast Highway, I think I'd be very concerned. Also, Golden Gate Bridge is like nowhere near LA. However, I say all this to say that I'm not too sure, but I'm going to say what is a boardwalk that's popular in LA, Venice Beach, something like that or other.

SPEAKER_04

The Santa Monica Pier.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_06

That would be incorrect. So we're gonna we're gonna give those points to Sean. And the answer was the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_06

Oh but you crashed into people? I don't remember that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That was classic for. Was that 200 or 150?

SPEAKER_12

Skateboarded up and down there to school.

SPEAKER_08

Alright. It was two. I just pictured you crashing into people and I thought maybe that couldn't be it. I should have channeled. Yeah, it's like Times Square.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, Sean, you're next. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_12

Uh let's do Superfly Space Guy for 50. Let's be modest here.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, Superfly Space Guy for 50. The review of this 2019 creature feature marked the debut of the Superfly Space Guy. Binks.

SPEAKER_12

Oh.

SPEAKER_06

What is crawl? That is correct.

SPEAKER_04

Well done. Oh my god, that was gonna be my guess too. I was just gonna say the alligator movie because I couldn't remember the name.

SPEAKER_06

That would have gotten you points. Binks, you pick.

SPEAKER_08

Oh fuck. Okay. Um now I'm petrified. What is oh, I can't do myself, although I probably would get it wrong. What is Scream Queen for 50?

SPEAKER_06

Scream Queen for 50. This is Katie Holmes marked the debut of Paris on Hackerslash. You all should be sensing a theme here with the 50 point questions. Paris, you cannot answer.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, goddammit.

SPEAKER_06

Next buzzer. Alright. If nobody knows, that's gonna be it. The correct answer is what is Brawls the Boys to. Alright.

SPEAKER_04

Oh man. Terrible movie. Yeah. It's dog shit. Don't it ruins everything the first one did. And for some reason Katie Holmes is in it.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. Now, Binks, I'm gonna let you pick the next category again. Christ.

SPEAKER_08

Finish my pearls. Okay. Um, I'm gonna do a super fly space guy for 100.

SPEAKER_06

Here we go. Mac may have a nope, nope, sorry, we did that one already. You want to do 150? Sure. As it turns out, Mac is actually from this date, though he despises the iconocorror location nearby.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

Paris. I don't think this is right, but what is Maine? Incorrect.

unknown

Oh damn it.

SPEAKER_11

What?

SPEAKER_06

He's lived like everywhere. Fuck. Yeah, that's the funny part.

SPEAKER_12

He has lived everywhere.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, you're gonna have about ten seconds. All right. The correct answer is New York. Remember, he hates Air. Really? Yeah. That's right.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_06

I almost said New Jersey. But hey, at least Mac gets 150 removed from his ledger. Uh okay, let's Binks. Go for it again. You're gonna pick.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, this is like exposure therapy. Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Um exposure therapy.

SPEAKER_08

I'll do classic horror connoisseur for 50.

SPEAKER_06

For 50. This Rob Zombie film was reviewed in Sean's debut episode. Binks.

SPEAKER_08

What is the monsters?

SPEAKER_06

Thank god you got that correct. I was nervous. Love that.

SPEAKER_08

I'm gonna throw up any moment now.

SPEAKER_06

Incredible. Next choice.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, because I have to do it again, don't I? Yep, you sure do.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's okay. Just wet the whistle.

SPEAKER_08

All right. Wet in the whistle. Yep. That's one would expect. Um, I'm going to do Scream Queen for 100. Podcast Chronicles being out already is diabolical. But okay.

SPEAKER_06

All right, Scream Queen for 100. Paris was a happy camper when she broke out a musical number to score this 80s slasher. Paris, again, you cannot answer. But I know these wives. Max.

SPEAKER_11

What is slepaway camp?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect.

SPEAKER_11

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06

Binks.

SPEAKER_08

Next option. What is slumber party massacre?

SPEAKER_06

That is also incorrect.

SPEAKER_12

Damn.

SPEAKER_06

Sean, you have one last opportunity to steal.

SPEAKER_12

Uh man.

SPEAKER_06

That's okay.

unknown

All right.

SPEAKER_06

The correct one.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, what is Friday the 13th?

SPEAKER_06

No, I'm not going to force you because you didn't buzz for that one. So I'm not going to force you to lose points. Uh, the correct answer is what is sleepaway camp two unhappy campaigns.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, the technicality. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Listen, for sure, if you had just gotten sleepaway camp 2, you would have gotten the points, Max. So sorry.

SPEAKER_04

I'm one of five people that likes that movie famously.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think there's even five. Binks, we'll have to pick a dance. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Um, I'll do Scream Queen for 200.

SPEAKER_06

Scream Queen for 200. This actress had a role in Halloween 1978 as a child and returned 40 years later to reprise it. But Paris knows her instead as a real housewife.

SPEAKER_12

What the hell? No way.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. If there are no guesses, the correct answer and what's going to add points to Paris' ledger. Kyle Richards. Kyle Richards.

SPEAKER_04

I'm disappointed in all of you. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, next up, Binks. One of these days you're gonna pick a category you can win.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, first of all, I've been getting points. I've been getting the 50, the 50 points, by the way. I don't know what this number down here is, but I need to be seeing it grow. Okay. Second of all, I will go for. Damn, I really can't choose myself. Okay. Superfly Space Guy 200. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

We ball.

SPEAKER_06

While a man of many talents, Mac has a penchant for chiming in with unexpected trivia from this subject, Paris.

SPEAKER_04

What is Star Trek?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. Well done.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, yes.

SPEAKER_05

I was afraid it was Battlestar Galactica. That should have been like the 50.

SPEAKER_06

That should have been like on point. Yeah, well, you know. Hey. Paris, you can pick.

SPEAKER_04

Let's do paranormal paramour for 50, please, Chris.

SPEAKER_06

She may be the paranormal paramour, but Binx marked her official hackerslash debut in this episode. Sean.

SPEAKER_12

What is terrifier?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. It was a rewind for terrifier.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

Acceptable answer would have all seen the show. Yeah, no, that's great. You all really know when to show up. Uh let's, Sean, you'll pick the next category.

SPEAKER_02

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_12

Uh, let's let's do paranormal paramore for 200.

SPEAKER_06

Here we go. Jack Black became Jack Hack when Binx renounced his appearance as a pool cleaner in this slasher sequel. Sean.

SPEAKER_12

What is what is I still know what you did last summer?

SPEAKER_05

That is correct.

SPEAKER_06

That was so good.

SPEAKER_12

Wait.

SPEAKER_06

Sean, you'll uh you'll pick the next one.

SPEAKER_12

Uh let's do Superfly Space Guy for 250.

SPEAKER_06

Despite being despite Mac being averse to exorcisms, this actress has always had a place in his heart. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

Who is Linda Blair for some reason?

SPEAKER_05

Incredible, yes. That is correct. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11

Good job.

SPEAKER_04

Uh Linda Mac. Why do you love Linda Blair? Is she hot?

SPEAKER_11

I don't think she's hot because you've not watched The Exorcist. She's adorable. Really good in that movie. You know?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she's like a throwing home. I actually have never seen that.

SPEAKER_06

The Exorcist is is a really sus choice to make there. Okay, the reason why Linda Blair came up on the podcast was actually before we did The Exorcist, and it was because we did Hell Knight, in which she is a sorority girl on a Hell Knight, a rushing college thing. Yeah. Paris.

SPEAKER_11

I mean that movie.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. She she sure did. She sure did. Paris, you're next. You're gonna pick the next category.

SPEAKER_04

All right, let's do paranormal paramore for 250.

SPEAKER_06

Despite loathing the Friday the 13th films, Binks did slash this 1986 entry. Mac.

SPEAKER_11

What is Friday the 13th part three?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect.

SPEAKER_04

Oh what is Friday the 13th? Jason takes Manhattan.

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect.

SPEAKER_12

Uh try it. What is Friday the 13th, part four?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect. The correct answer is Friday the 13th, part six, Jason. We got there. We got there. Almost damn. If you just kept going up sequentially, but not so far as Manhattan.

SPEAKER_02

Eventually, eventually.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah. Binks, I'm gonna have you pick since the last quarter category was about you, and you did get 250 points to your name since your co-host can't remember which Friday the 13th movie you like.

SPEAKER_08

That's okay. There were a lot of options, and honestly, uh only like two choices. Um I'm going to do classic horror connoisseur 150.

SPEAKER_06

All right. Classic horror connoisseur. We're gonna clear the buzzers. He may be the classic horror connoisseur, but Sean regrets his performance. Up uh, we already did that one. You're gonna be going on to the 250. The review of this 2019 creature feature. Nope. Got that one wrong too. You're gonna get 250 points, Binx. Lucky guess for finding the one technical fellow in this presentation.

SPEAKER_08

Oh snap. That's really my secret. Wow classic Virgo.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, absolutely. Binx, you want to clear us out with Scream Queen for 250? Yes. At the end of it all, you'll be able to purchase her best-selling autobiography, Musings of a Blind. Mac.

SPEAKER_11

Um, who what is Jeff Goldblum in the fly?

SPEAKER_05

No, it's not that.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_11

I wanted to say it at least once, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08

Binx. No, because I'm I was just gonna circle circle it all the way back, you know, like a full-blown like callback to the beginning of this so far, which was musings of a dumb bitch.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, that is correct. Whoa, no way. Wait, are you crazy?

SPEAKER_06

That's no way. Technically, it's of a stupid bitch, but dumb bitch is also acceptable.

SPEAKER_04

We'll totally take dumb bitch.

SPEAKER_06

Wow, look at that, folks. We did it. We cleared the board for our first round of hackerslash jeopardy. Not so bad, right? You feeling okay? You survived.

SPEAKER_04

This was excruciating.

SPEAKER_06

I really was. Sweating.

SPEAKER_04

My thighs are stuck to this chair.

SPEAKER_12

Like, this is bad. Wait till we get to the movies.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah. Listen, I forgot that we'll be back.

SPEAKER_08

I forgot that's where we were going.

SPEAKER_06

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Welcome back. Welcome back, folks. How are we feeling? You survived.

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Yeah, we're I'm having a great time.

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Absolutely. Absolutely. Uh, I really want to shout out to uh a few folks in the chat. We've had some really good conversation, one of which we have to address right now. Paris, we got a call out here. Did I just hear Paris has never seen The Exorcist?

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Yes, that is correct. I have never seen The Exorcist, but I I have seen the poltergeist, which is the one with the small woman in the voice.

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Yes, that is and it's like Carol Ann.

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Okay, yeah, then I've never seen The Exorcist at all.

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I absolutely love that. Well, uh, good thing that you don't have to watch it, I suppose. I mean, you really missed out on that whole episode.

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Uh, folks, I mean I've seen The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and I think that's enough.

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We are coming back up on that movie actually very, very soon. Yeah. It's gonna be great. I'm so excited. All right, folks, we have cleared our warm-up round. The questions that were just about each other and the history of Hackerslash, and here is where we actually tap into you as a horror fan. And that is gonna start off with double jeopardy. Whoa. So, Mac, right now you're coming up in last place somehow with set negative 700. I'm so sorry, but I am confident you will come up in one answer at least, and you'll clear your good name, sir. Here's a look at our categories. We have crack open a cold open, and now this is going to have a clip from a cold open of a film, and you will have to identify the film that it's from.

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Oh the next category.

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Quote me on that. Now you're going to be presented with an iconic horror quote, and you're gonna have to guess the character in the movie. Location, location, location. You'll guess the movie that was made at the regular degular photo of the location that you're presented. Pipe Dreams and Pipelines is a crossover where you're gonna be presented with a clue about an actor, and you're going to have to tell us the movie that we reviewed in the name of the actor. You will be able to get points if you can only remember one of them. That's also fine. Uh Tony Todd, self-explanatory. This is a category all about Tony Todd. May he rest in peace, that good sir. Alright. As Binks is in the lead, you are gonna select first.

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Okay, this is crazy. I'm gonna go with I'm terrified. Crack open a cold open for 100.

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Crack open a cold open for 100. The brutal opening of this film shows the devastating cost of survival where even a moment of hesitation can be fatal. You mean to play that again?

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Yeah, why not? There's the clip.

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Any buzzers. For sure thought this would be very easy for you all.

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That's crazy.

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I don't even know if I've seen this.

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I can't even tell whose face that is.

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I know who's that's she has two different colored eyes.

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All right, you're gonna have to wait for it.

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It looks like Rosamond Pike, but I know it's not. Okay, um, buzz. Mac. Let's talk this out. We can get this, you guys.

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Okay, uh, Mac, go ahead.

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I said, what is barbarian?

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Uh that is not correct as it turns out. Uh, but the correct answer is absolutely shocking you didn't get is 28 weeks later, guys. We just did that movie.

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Oh man. I kind of man, I don't know. Actually, no, I didn't think it was it. I I immediately said it was something else.

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That's okay. The two different color guys.

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Yeah. All right. Binks.

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Okay, well then, uh Tony Todd Hive for 100.

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This sequel took the hook-handed legend to New Orleans, diving deeper into his tragic backstory and cementing his place as an urban horror icon. Paris.

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Who is Candyman? Candyman, Candyman.

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That is incorrect, due to specifics. Binks, next. Who is Candyman 2? Yep, that is correct. Candyman 2, Fairwell. Oh, I thought we just wanted his name. Sequel, Paris. You're gonna need the you're gonna need the movie in this sequel. All right. Binks, you pick again.

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Okay, I'll go for pipe dreams and pipelines for 100.

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Before she targeted a college student over Thanksgiving break, this actor dazzled audiences is Alice Cullen in Twilight. Binx.

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Oh my god. Oh, who is Ashley Green?

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That is correct. She starred as the antagonist in the film Christy. Binx, your pick.

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You know, for five seconds I panicked and I almost forgot her name, and that would have been absolutely crazy considering my dog's name.

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Yeah, I saw the tear in your eyes.

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It was a lot. Okay. I will do. Quote me on that for 100. Yes, I have a pattern, everyone.

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I'm petrified. Bitch went down. Paris.

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What is scream?

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Mm-hmm. Can you also get the point? Uh the person who said it?

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Rose McGowan. Famously.

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Absolutely. You got it. Paris, you're okay.

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Great. Okay, wait, I got one. Let's do uh we also gotta clear the buzzers. Let's do location, location, location for 100.

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It's not the pea soup or the spitting head. It's this stairway that delivered one of the most painful looking deaths in horror history. Sometimes the clues are in the words. Paris.

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I'm like, the exorcist again?

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That is correct. Girl. Okay, great.

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Oh, it is. Oh, I thought it was too easy. I was like, that can't be the answer.

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No, Max. Right. These are intentionally easy for you to be able to get points.

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For someone who hasn't seen the movie.

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We feel like we're gaslighting ourselves. That's crazy. Nope.

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I can get a context clue. Okay. Can we crack open a cold open for 200, please?

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We sure can, Paris. In the opening of this film, the kills come fast and brutally as a group of campers unknowingly trespass while searching for weed. Binks.

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What is Friday the 13th? The remake 2006, maybe I think, or something like that.

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That is correct. You got it. It was 2009, but Friday the 13th was enough for me.

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If you flip you know, yeah, thank you. That's good. That's good. Your pick. Oh god, I forgot. Okay. Um location, location, location for 200.

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Pack your bags in your typewriter. Horror fans still visit this Oregon landmark that stood in for an iconic film in this or an iconic hotel in this film. Binks.

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What is the shining? And I've actually been there. Fun fact for everyone.

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Oh, incredible. We love that.

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Well done.

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It's quite nice. Your pick.

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Okay. I will do Pipe Dreams and Pipelines for 200.

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Best known for hunting teens in a slasher franchise. He once played a kindly paper delivery manager named Crazy Man Cooper in the 1996 Disney TV movie The Paper Brigade.

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Listen, I don't know it, but that movie was a bop. And I'm the name is escaping me.

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I'm shocked. But I do remember that movie.

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Who is Kane Hodder?

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That is incorrect.

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Close, I'm sure, right? Close?

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Actually, kind of, yeah, in a weird way. Kind of in a weird way, yes, you are close.

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I'll take it. That makes me feel better. I'm a negative a thousand.

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Sean. I know the movie, but I don't remember the actor's name. Who is Robert Ing?

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Sean is correct. Damn it. Sean is correct. That's right. Oh my god. Well done. Absolutely. Sean, you pick.

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Paperboy energy. That's crazy. Let's do. Man, let's do quote me on that. 200.

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What are you waiting for?

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Paris. What is I know what you did last summer, and it was Jennifer Love Hewitt. That is correct.

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Nice.

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Paris, your pick. Okay, actually, I love this category. Let's do 300. Quote me on that, please.

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I will not accept a life. I do not deserve Paris.

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Who is Pearl?

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Mia girl. Oh shit. You got it. This is fun. Okay, 400. Quote me on that.

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Okay. We belong dead. John.

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Uh who is Dracula?

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That is incorrect.

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Oh my god. Paris.

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We want the movie, right?

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We want the movie and or the character.

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Okay, what is Pet Cemetery?

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That is incorrect. Shit.

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Oh my god. No. Oh yeah. I'm an idiot.

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You're not an idiot. Alright. The correct answer, Mac.

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What is Brad Frankenstein?

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That is correct. Absolutely. You got it. Sean not doing that is crazy.

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I realized it like minute a minute afterwards.

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It is the Frankenstein curse. It is the Frankenstein curse specifically for Sean. Mac, that was a correct answer for you. Let's have you pick.

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Okay, let's take crack open a cold one for 300, please.

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This film begins with a deeply chilling portrait of loss, silence, and suffocating grief.

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What is Midsommar?

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That is correct.

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Fuck yeah. It's fun when you get it right.

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All right, next.

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Can I get quote me on that for 500?

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You absolutely can. Did you just hang up? No, I just said click. Parents.

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What is student bodies? Holy shit, yeah. Oh my god, me remembering the name of that movie will never happen again. Yeah, what what even was that? What is that?

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Amazing. I thought of a scary movie. Yeah. I really thought that was gonna be a Mac pick. Amazing. Okay. Paris, take it away.

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Okay. I think we can just end here now that I'm in the lead. This was so much fun, you guys. Thank you all for coming. We're not ending anything. If we can't do that, let's do crack me a cold open for 400.

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This remake wastes no time. The world unravels overnight, and we're thrown headfirst into the chaos before the opening credits even roll. Pinks.

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What is Anon the Apocalypse?

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That is incorrect.

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Damn.

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Can you read the clue again, please?

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This remake wastes no time. The world unravels overnight, and we're thrown headfirst into the chaos before the opening credits even roll, even roll. Alright. That's gonna be it. The correct answer was Dawn of the Dead from 2004. Alright, Paris, your pick.

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Alright, let's crack open our last cold open for 500.

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One of the most iconic cold opens in horror history features a babysitter, a ringing phone, and a voice that's far too close for comfort.

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Paris. Oh my god. Hold on.

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I know the quote. There's no quote. Wait. No, but I know the quote from this movie. Oh my god, I can't remember the name of it.

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Okay, we have to move on to Mac.

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Gosh, I was gonna say Black Christmas. What is Black Christmas?

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That is incorrect.

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Nice. Let's do it.

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What is When a Stranger Calls?

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That is correct. Well done. Good job, Banks.

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Well done.

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Thank you.

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All right, Banks, your pick.

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Okay, let's do Tony Todd High for 200.

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In this 2011 entry of a Death Obsessed franchise, Tony Todd returns to remind us all you can't cheat Death.

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Of course. Of course.

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What is Final Destination three?

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Incorrect.

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Sean.

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Oh, 2011.

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I think it goes to Binx, no?

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Binx. Oh my god, wait, no. Okay. Um what is Final Destination for?

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Incorrect. Sean. What?

SPEAKER_12

Uh two thousand and eleven. Uh shit. What is Final Destin? I don't know. 2011? What is Final Destination Two?

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Incorrect. It is Final Destination Five.

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Oh, I was gonna say five, but then I was like 2011, and we just got to six.

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It feels more recent than that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Alright. Who we got next?

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Bing S. I'm so shocked. I'm so appalled. Um, okay, let's do location, location, location for 300.

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Known as the Grand Central Cafe since 2012, this particular Victorian house in Kingsland was actually the movie set for a 1970s slasher.

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This is gonna be wrong. What is last house on the left?

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That is incorrect, but I see the vibe. Damn it. Can you read the description again? Known as the Grand Central Cafe since 2012. This particular Victorian house in Kingsland was actually the movie set for a 1970s slasher fix. John. Nope, you already did that. I'm just reacting to the buzz Binks.

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YOLO, what is sleepboy camp?

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That is incorrect. The correct answer was Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Really? Terrible.

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Really?

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Wow. What? Terrible.

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Mm-hmm. If you look at the case, that looks too pretty for that. Leatherface ripped that girl into the front door. Banks, your pick.

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Damn.

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Okay. I need to stop getting these wrong. Um let's do. Yeah, for real. Okay, let's do Pipe Dreams and Pipelines for 300.

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Long before getting tangled in Jason Voorhees 2009 Rampage, she was navigating a Nickelodeon conspiracy with Brenda Song in Stuck in the Suburbs.

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What the fuck?

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Not me pulling these questions directly from our most recent episodes. Fuck.

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Oh my god. Oh, I know her last name. Um what is Panabaker? Who is Danielle Panabaker? That is correct. Danielle Panabaker.

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Well done. Next up.

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Give me a second.

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You'll breathe on it. You'll breathe on the uh next break.

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Okay. All right. What is sorry, not what is. I'm already answering before I even ask. Can I get location, location, location for 400?

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I'm on a roll, y'all. This abandoned bridge in New York became the heartbreaking backdrop for the first fatal mistake in a film where making noise means death. Thanks.

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What is a quiet place?

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That is correct.

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Okay, I'm holding my breath at this point. What okay, y'all need to give Tony Todd some more love. I can't be the only one going off of this category. Okay? I'm just saying. What is or sorry, I keep saying what is. Alright, Tony Todd for 300.

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In this color remake of a Romero classic, Todd plays Ben, a calm and capable survivor who ends up with a very different fate than his 1968 counterpart. Let's go with Sean.

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What is Knight of the Living Dead?

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Absolutely. You are back on the board. Your pick.

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Shit, let's just go for location, location, location 500.

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This real bar in Wilmington, North Carolina, played host to an open mic night and a few familiar survivors in this 2021 slasher sequel. Paris. Minus my five for you. Sean. Wait.

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Oh what uh what is Halloween kills?

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That is correct. Absolutely.

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Well done.

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Job.

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Alright, we're really catching up. All right, Sean, your pick.

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And Kyle Richards was there. I should have known.

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He was. Kyle Richards was there.

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Let's do Tony Todd for 400.

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He plays the delightfully named Reverend Zombie in this ultra gory swamp slasher that's practically a love letter to practical effects.

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Oh man. Now I feel bad.

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Is this one where it's like Mardi Gras?

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It's noise.

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And there's like an airboat.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Remember? No? I feel like it's a little bit more than a little bit.

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And he's only in it for like a little bit. They like knock on his door and he's like, get the fuck out of here.

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Wait.

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They were like doing a gator tour. Binks.

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What is Hatchet?

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That is correct. Oh my god, yes.

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That was really good. Good job.

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That was a lot. That was a lot.

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Yeah, that like straight to VHS deep cut, but Tony Todd.

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Okay. Let's go. Binx, you got the last correct answer?

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Oh my god. Okay. Let's do Pipe Dreams and Pipelines for 400.

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She starred in Along Came Polly, but horror fans remember her as the unlucky girl being hunted by a gold-hungry monster in her film debut. Paris.

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Who is Jennifer Aniston?

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That is correct. Alright. We have two categories remaining. Paris.

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Let's close out Tony Todd High for 500, please.

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Nope. There we go. In this 2018 theme Park Slasher, Todd makes a chilling cameo as a horror attraction host, blurring the line between performance and menace. Sean.

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Oh my god, I hope I say the right one because we watched two that were kind of similar. What is Hellfest?

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That is correct. Nice.

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Okay, thank the fucking Lord. Jesus Christ.

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Yeah, not to be confused with Bloodfest, which he was not in.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You're gonna close it out here with Pipe Dreams and Pipelines. While No Stranger to Horror, one of this actor's best known roles was a wedding crasher. Mac.

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Who is Vince Fawn?

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Absolutely. Mac, you have an opportunity. Since there was no double trouble, you have an opportunity to guess the other correct answer for this question.

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Oh my gosh, there's two there's two answers.

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There are two viable answers.

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What it can't be. Please.

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Mac, you know what it is. Say it.

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You know it. You actually know it.

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Yes.

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Is it the girl who is Alan Wilson?

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That is correct. Yes, absolutely. Yes.

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The haunting. All right. Um the remake of the haunting. So Mac actually, we're gonna give double points. That's a thousand to him for Pipe Dunes and Pipelines. Hey, Mac. Incredible. Stolen. All right. We love it. Great.

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And there's a chance.

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Well, let's think there's a chance. Hey, the reality here is this next category, this next round of Jeopardy, actually has even higher points. So you're gonna be great, Mac. Don't worry. Folks, we are gonna step away for just a brief break. However, when we return, we want to answer some questions. So if you have any questions for us in the chat, type Q colon and then we'll search them up. We'll get them put on the stream. Obviously, this is our 400th episode, so anything you've been dying to know, we would like to tell. We'll be right back.

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Hi, everybody. Welcome back. Good to have you. How are you feeling? All right. Sh Mac almost out of the negative. Fantastic.

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That's right.

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I'm setting a big stage here for a comeback. A come Mac, if you will.

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We love a good comeback story, you know? Yeah.

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My anxiety is what is getting me through. That's like really what's what's getting me to the finish album.

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Is hustling all of us. She's been playing her. She's like, I'm so anxious. I'm really worried. I'm gonna embarrass myself. She's dog walking all of us. It's been a rude.

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Literally, like double fisting coffee and water. This is not Dasani. This is not a sponsored.

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She's on amphetamine, performance enhancers, disqualify her.

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Oh, wow. We love to see it. For our folks in the chat, hi. So happy that you're all here. We got a few things. Uh just highlighting this. Uh, wasn't Owen Wilson also in Anaconda, or am I making that up? I don't recall, actually. He might have. If he was, that's great.

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He might have been.

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To be frank says Vince Vaughn has had a wild range with his career, and that is that's actually correct. The one of the when we thought about that category, one of the other stipulations was again name the actor and the horror movie that we reviewed. And we've done a couple of Ince Vaughn. We've done Psycho, we've also done Freaky.

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Have we done the cell yet?

SPEAKER_06

We have not done the cell. Oh I've been wanting to watch the cell. Yeah. Yeah. It's an old one. I do have a question for a few of you folks. Now, since this is our 400th episode, there are some things that have been on my mind. And I'm just thinking about back to some of this reflection. Mac, you've been on the show now the longest. How does it feel? You've been here for generations of hosts.

SPEAKER_11

Generations. It feels weird because you know, when you think back to like the fun moments of the show, there's fun moments with all sorts of different hosts, and that that's kind of great, you know, to see how things have grown and changed.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. I love that. What's moment, what's a moment on the show that still stands out to you after all these years?

SPEAKER_11

I think a more recent one, in my memory at least, um, that's us sitting together in effectively a movie theater, but it was actually just a room that had been converted into like a little entertainment room, movie theater situation themed for potentially Marvel, I think maybe Avengers, and watching watching a movie. I think that was awesome sitting together in an Airbnb, at least at least four of us, and uh and watching a horror movie on a big screen, up close and personal. That was so much fun.

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Oh wow, I do remember that. And I do remember that I didn't get to partake. I was picking someone up. I don't remember what uh maybe it was PJ? No? There was something that I had a lot going on. Yeah, I was doing a lot that day, but I love that you all got to watch that together. That's fantastic. And Paris, our Scream Queen, returning guest star, you joined us in 2020 and brought the kind of opinions that have absolutely made people light up. What's it like popping back in for 400?

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Well, you know, Chris, I am so happy to be back, and I'm so glad that this microphone remains open to me despite my numerous attempts to get us all canceled. Um, I'm really proud of that. And even though some things have changed over the years, you know, I've changed coasts, a lot about me has changed. What has never wavered is my love for horror and our community. Thank you.

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I love that. Thank you so much for being here, Paris. Now, Sean, you joined in 2022 and you immediately changed the energy of our classic horror episodes. In fact, many of our classic entries did not begin until you arrived. It's almost like they were just waiting for you. You've got that love for black and white, deep cuts. Somehow skin emerc. I don't know about that, but what's something that has surprised you about being on the show?

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That none of you liked skinner ink.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, come on, that's really what it is.

SPEAKER_12

I love skin and rink. Uh that's true. That's true. Paris is with me on this. I'm with you. Um, I mean, on a light-hearted note, maybe because I I guess I'm most surprised that I actually had a lot to say about horror movies and that people actually wanted to hear what I had to say about horror movies, but um on a real on like a real serious note, I didn't realize like the production time, like the energy and the production time and everything that goes into making this show happen every week. Uh as I've gotten into like editing and different things like that, it is a lot of time and energy and um devotion to make this as good as it can be. So uh, you know, you go into it, you're like, Yeah, I can talk about a horror movie. That sounds great. You don't really think about everything else that goes into getting it published every week until you until you're helping to do that work behind the scenes, and then you're just like, fuck, this is this is another full-time job almost. But in a good way, in a good way, from a time frame and workload standpoint, you know what I mean? But it's a passionate thing that makes it really easy to do, you know?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's certainly a labor of love. I think about like the beginning of this show in 2017. And you know, I was just talking to Allie earlier and she was asking, Did you ever think back then that you would be here doing a live Jeopardy show 400 episodes later? And I was like, absolutely not. I don't even know if I could have thought about episode 10 when we first started. But Binks, you joined just a few weeks after Sean and Paranormal has never been the same between your love of ghosts and your very strong reactions to the universe. What's one moment that lives rent-free in your head from the show?

SPEAKER_08

Well, aside from my extreme unhinged comment about the Puniverse that went a little more viral than I had hoped. I I want to say honestly, it's the it is the meetup that we had for episode 300. I think in general, just the idea that we were on a stage and we had people present that wanted to like get to know us, meet us in person, uh, you know, being all together was really, really nice. I think that ultimately like it was a really surreal moment. So I think also with that was all of the inside jokes that we had, and I think leading up to, and then afterwards, there's so much that we like say that is extremely unhinged, not even on B sides in between recordings and and all that that I wish we could capture and bottle because it's also like a lot of the inside jokes that a lot of our listeners still don't even know. I mean, Cornhub has escaped and Ron Farrell, but there's so many little moments like that that I think is really, really great. And it's only it heightens because of the meetup. I think we like got a lot closer as a group.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it really did bring all the people together. The meetup is certainly one of I think the the biggest moments of my time with the show. It's wild to just think about like how much has changed. I think about how much I have changed since the first episode of Hacker Slash. I was actually just listening back to one of the episodes of The Crypt. And folks, if you are one of our premium patrons, our first 62 episodes that have been lost to the internet, you can get that. We're actually re-releasing them one after another each week. Holy crap, I even feel like I sound different, but that's neither here nor there. We have some questions to uh from our listeners. First up, would you be interested in reviewing more foreign films like Godzilla? He was in the SmackDown, or I don't know how to pronounce that, The Iron Man. I I would Tetsuo, okay. That's what I thought it would be if I sounded it out, but uh love that. I I'm certainly open to it. I know that I think we all are open to it.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, yeah, more foreign horror.

SPEAKER_08

If it's good, foreign horror, or if it's really bad.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, one of the extremes, right? No mids, no mids. We have a question here from Kitty. What horror movie do you feel matches your personalities the most? I stand by New York. On demon being Paris in a bottle.

SPEAKER_04

You think? I feel like it doesn't capture my personality, though. Moreover, like my vibe. I would say the substance.

SPEAKER_05

Mmm, okay.

SPEAKER_08

I love that. Damn. This is such a great question. I don't know. A part of me wants to say, wait, what?

SPEAKER_11

This is easy.

SPEAKER_08

What is it? Wait, is it what is it?

SPEAKER_11

I mean, for me, it's the sphere. It's just sphere. Yeah. And uh it sums up the, I feel like as a person. So sphere, final answer. But I feel like for you, there's a funny one we could pick with horrible music that that uh triggers you. But that would be.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, I know what he was actually gonna say. You're very funny. You're funny, but no, not that one.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, right. That one. The yeah, the tip toner on that one. Um Sean, how about you?

SPEAKER_12

You know, it's uh that's an interesting question for sure. I feel like it is kind of like this toss-up between Frankenstein's monster and Dracula because I one end I feel like just misunderstood a lot of the times, or I don't fit in into a lot of like weird trends, you know what I mean? So at that point, I I feel like I relate like to that a little bit more. But then, you know, you've got Dracula too, where I just you know, I just really have this fascination with death and wanting to live forever.

SPEAKER_06

So I don't know. I love that. I love that. I think I'd go, I don't know. I I I feel very basic with this, but I I think I would go Halloween. Yeah, no. I'll just I'm gonna cook back on that one because I feel like there's probably something more modern and more like actually reflective of who I am as a person. I don't know, we'll see. But there's one another one here. What are the horror movies that make you the most emotional? Unrelated, not a horror movie, but I did just cry yesterday watching Lilo and Stitch, the live action movie. I cried almost the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, I heard that really good. Yeah, it was it was pretty good.

SPEAKER_08

I it's funny that we were talking about foreign uh horror because there's two that make me cry a lot. One that's it's foreign because of the director, but possession. I know Chris, you hate it, but possession for sure is a big one. And the skin I live in, I don't think we've reviewed it yet, but that's Pedro Almobar. Uh, and it is very intense. So I I definitely lost it watching that one too. Very good.

SPEAKER_06

Hmm, I love that. I think I'd go train to Busan. I I keep watching that movie and I never not cry.

SPEAKER_12

That's a good one. I feel like uh just we just talked about this, but bring her back because that just hit me in so many different ways from like my past childhood to what just happened in my life with my dad passing away. I feel like that movie just fucking sucker punched you, and then as soon as you like caught your breath, it sucker punched you again and you lost your breath. Like that one was hard.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Oh shit. Okay, actually, let's step back here. Let's go back to 2023 when Binks and I were just like buried in grief and we had the whole family trauma year. All of those movies make me the most emotional. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that was a lot. That was a lot. Taking of Deborah Logan was a little too much, actually.

SPEAKER_12

I remember that episode. That was tough.

SPEAKER_06

Now, obviously, Sean just alluded to bring her back. That episode will be releasing, I think, next week for you all. So if you didn't know that we recorded it, brace yourselves. Yeah, you do. All right, folks. Now we are getting into our last big round before we get into Final Jeopardy. This one's gonna be triple Jeopardy. You've all earned your place in the third act. Let's see our categories for the night. We have Final Girl's Final Words. You gotta choose the correct final girl who said this quote. Not the movie, the girl. Then we have the rotten truth. Guess the movie based on the clue in the rotten tomato percentage. Name that psycho. You're gonna guess the actor who portrayed this character who said that. You're gonna pick actually which podcast host made this out of context quote. And then brought to you by you have to guess the episode based on the fake sponsor. So Sean and Max got this one in the bag. It's gonna be great. All right, as I'm fair. I know, I know. Uh Binks, you started our last round and you're still in the lead, but we're gonna go to Sean, who made the great comeback for the last round. Sean, let's have you pick first.

SPEAKER_12

Uh let's do, you know, it's 400 episodes. 400 seems like a good number. We're gonna do Final Girls Final Words for 400.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, final girls, final words, grapefruit.

SPEAKER_12

I know it, but I don't know the character's name.

SPEAKER_06

You can describe the character. And you remember yet, you all have to buzz. Sean.

SPEAKER_12

Uh, it's the sister from Bring Her Back.

SPEAKER_06

It sure is the sister from Bring Her Back. Little old Piper. Well done.

SPEAKER_12

Piper.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. Next, Sean.

SPEAKER_12

Uh, let's do uh hmm. I'm curious to see what these look like. So let's do the rotten truth for 200.

SPEAKER_06

This 2023 film shocked critics and audiences alike with its relentlessly bleak depiction of demonic infection and somehow walked away with a 96% fresh score. Sean.

SPEAKER_12

Uh it's um what is when evil lurks?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. Well done. You pick again.

SPEAKER_12

Uh let's do Rotten Truth for 400.

SPEAKER_06

Despite its video game source material, this 2012 sequel scored only 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. Binx. What is Silent Hill Revelations? That is correct.

SPEAKER_08

Diabolical that thing. Next. Crazy. Um, let's do let's do name that cycle for two hundred.

SPEAKER_06

This Alabama native received a degree in early elementary education long before he deepened our fear of clowns.

SPEAKER_12

Uh um uh shit. I'm blanking. Who is David Howard Thornton?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. David Howard Thornton. Sean, you pick again.

SPEAKER_12

All right. Uh let's do who said that for 400.

SPEAKER_06

There's an art to choking. Remember, this category is the podcast host, Binks.

SPEAKER_08

That was, or who oh my gosh, I almost messed up. Chell. Don't do it. Who is Chris Rojas?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. You did 400 for that? Okay, 400. That is right. I did say there is an art to choking. I can't remember why I said it, but I did. Uh make sure.

SPEAKER_04

And just stand by it.

SPEAKER_06

I sure do. Choking is hard. You wouldn't.

SPEAKER_08

Never mind. I wouldn't. No, uh no. Who knows? I'm not continuing that statement. Um, I'm going to say, however, let's do name that cycle for 400.

SPEAKER_06

This former Broadway star accepted her role in a slasher film solely because she needed the money to buy a new car. Okay. Another ten seconds. All right. Okay, the correct answer was Betsy Palmer. She accepted the role as Pamela Voorhees because her car broke down. It was convenient and the exact amount of money she needed. Bing. Next pick.

SPEAKER_08

That was crazy. Um I didn't know that. That was really cool, actually. Okay, uh, let's do let's do brought to you by for 200.

SPEAKER_06

Big Richards decoy scarecrow with a ribbed corn cob for your pleasure. Fill the cavernous void in your heart and your body. Remember that you had to guess the episode. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

What is Pearl?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct.

SPEAKER_04

Oh fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_06

How could it not be, really?

SPEAKER_04

How could it not be? Paris, you're next. Can I get Final Girl's Final Words for 200, please?

SPEAKER_06

It was the boogeyman. Sean.

SPEAKER_12

Uh I don't know why I blank on people's names so much. We're doing the person, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yes, the the character, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Uh who is oh shit. This is kind of tricky. I want to say who is Lori Strode, but it could be Dr. Loomis. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

It's final girl's final words. Dr. Loomis is you start second guessing yourself.

SPEAKER_12

It's not good, this thing, you know? Sean, you're blood pressure. Um, let's do name that psycho for 600.

SPEAKER_06

Before he donned a mask and black balloons to kidnap children, this actor landed his first role alongside River Phoenix in a 1985 sci-fi film. Binx. Yeah. Who is Ethan Hawk? That is correct.

SPEAKER_08

Binx, you're next. Let's do Who Said That for 200?

SPEAKER_06

We went from Hackerslash to Stroke and Poke. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, somebody said this earlier. Um, stroke and poke was not said by Binks. It was said by Sean or was it said by Binks? Well, who is Binks?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect. Binx, you're a guess.

SPEAKER_08

Who is Sean?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. God damn it. What a shame, Sean. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

You know.

SPEAKER_06

Binx, your pick.

SPEAKER_08

That's crazy that there was foreshadowing earlier on in this episode. That's wild.

SPEAKER_05

Completely unclear.

SPEAKER_08

And I still didn't remember.

SPEAKER_05

I just didn't remember.

SPEAKER_08

It's crazy. Okay. Let's do the rotten truth for 600.

SPEAKER_06

This minimalist 1997 sci-fi horror film was rated fresh at 63%, but earned a universal hack on our show. Sean.

SPEAKER_12

What is Cube?

SPEAKER_06

Yep. You got it.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, fuck that movie. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that was um that was a Sean and Chris special. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_12

63% too high.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Alright, Sean, your pick. Sean and Beach are really dominating this round, by the way.

SPEAKER_11

Yes, the whole game.

SPEAKER_12

Virgo.

SPEAKER_08

Now we're like really ramped up.

SPEAKER_12

Let's do Final Girls Final Words 600. Why is that hard to say? Final Girls Final Words 600.

SPEAKER_06

In-laws.

SPEAKER_04

You know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Who is Samara Weaving in Ready or Not?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. Grace. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12

Good job. Wow.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you so much. Paris, your pit. I think I've only gotten Final Girls Final Words, so let's do 800, please.

SPEAKER_06

For me, it happened twice. The first was the day I met Josh, the second was the day I killed him. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

Who is Iris from Companion?

SPEAKER_06

That is correct.

SPEAKER_04

Chris, you know, we gotta close it out.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Close it out.

SPEAKER_06

Let me F Play. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

Who is the girl from Shawn of the Dead?

SPEAKER_03

That is incorrect.

SPEAKER_08

I'm sweating. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Well, here we are. The correct answer was Monstro Eliza Slough.

SPEAKER_05

Oh Paris.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know what the fuck she was saying.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't know that she spoke. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I didn't even realize it's me. All right. Elizabeth. Paris. Next. Can I please get brought to you by for 400?

SPEAKER_06

Spelunk in the trunk, an all-in-one thrill-seeking toolkit for cave diving and rock climbing, featuring a flashlight, flare gun, and thermal imaging system to detect nudist cave dwellers. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

What is the descent episode? Oh man. That's correct. So good. So good. Let's do 600 brought to you by.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. The plot with this is that all three of you have done the sponsor. So actually, that whole category is dominated by you three. Got it. Cool.

SPEAKER_06

Mr. Melancholy's Midnight Ice Cream, available in flavors like Dreadful Delight and Vanilla Void. Perfect for late night stroll down empty streets, or when you can't shake the feeling you're being watched by more than just your TV. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

What is I Saw the TV Glow the episode?

SPEAKER_06

That's correct. And you're next.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. And was that the 800 that we just said?

SPEAKER_06

That was 600.

SPEAKER_04

Or did we just do six? Let's do eight.

SPEAKER_06

Double trouble. How much more to wager?

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna wager 1100.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Chell, you're gonna keep track. Paris is wagering for waging 1100 points. Fang Finder, a gay vampire dating app where swiping right will allow you to suck some D. Delicious next.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, I feel like I should know this.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like I made this. Fang Finder. When was there gay vampires? When did we ever get gay vampires? I'm thinking of Colin Farrell as a vampire in that one movie on the house.

SPEAKER_12

I know. I remember this monster, but not the movie.

SPEAKER_04

Fang Finder. A gay vampire dating hours. Shit! Where were when did we get gay vampires? Have we gotten gay vampires? Oh my god. This is pissing me off.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, it's been excluded.

SPEAKER_06

I still feel like the next bit is gonna be seeing if Mac can steal this. This is the clue. This is all the clue there is, and you're running out of time to answer.

SPEAKER_04

Can you tell me the name of the movie that has Colin Farrell in it as a vampire and he lives next door? Fright Night. What is Fright Night?

SPEAKER_06

No, that is incorrect. You have lost 1100. Mac, do you want to steal?

SPEAKER_11

Um I do not want to steal.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_11

As it turns out, because we've done so many of these vampire sponsors, you know, my memory is not the best. And I know that I recorded this.

SPEAKER_06

And you know that you were the star of this.

SPEAKER_12

It's definitely a Mac sponsor. I remember that.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because the way that he says Delicious Next is just honestly too good. The correct answer was Dracula 1931.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. I wasn't sure if we did that for Dracula or like Renfield or something.

SPEAKER_06

It was Dracula because of how super I guess it was the moment, yeah, the intimate moment between yeah. Alright. Okay, Paris. Sorry you lost all those. You're next.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna do brought to you by one for one thousand a redemption.

SPEAKER_06

I want to point out that Matt can still sweep if he gets the thousand points.

SPEAKER_11

The chances are low.

SPEAKER_06

Brain bites. Spice up your afterlife with snack sized brains laced with memories that may get your cold heart beating again.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, what movie was that?

SPEAKER_08

Binx.

SPEAKER_03

They're all a blur.

SPEAKER_08

What is warm bodies? That is correct.

SPEAKER_04

Holy that would have been my guess too, but I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_12

That makes total sense. I remember that.

SPEAKER_08

Alright, yeah. The spirit of Nicholas Holt really was here tonight.

SPEAKER_12

Channeled Nicholas Holt.

SPEAKER_06

From Renfield to warm bodies.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, whoa. Okay. Uh let's do Who Said That for 600.

SPEAKER_06

Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_12

You said that.

SPEAKER_06

One second. Hold on a second. I gotta get back to the red spot. Triple Jeopardy.

SPEAKER_11

Right now. Next level.

SPEAKER_06

Hold on a second.

SPEAKER_11

Hold on. If it doesn't work, I get the points. That's how this works.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's that's how it's gonna end up being. Um I was gonna say, I'm gonna go down to the manual slide here.

SPEAKER_04

I want to circle back to answer the question from earlier. The horror movie that makes me the most emotional is Presents from this year. If you haven't seen it, go in blind. I literally let out a wail at the end of this movie in the theater. I was sobbing, and I had to run to the bathroom immediately after.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, Binks, you did 600. Who said that?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I do want to keep the training going. Annihilate me. Binks.

SPEAKER_08

I who is me?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it was you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I'm the worst, actually. Sometimes go ahead. Crazy. I can't believe I said that. And I can't believe I knew that I said that. Okay, let's do the rotten truth for 800.

SPEAKER_06

Only 16% of critics went to bat for this 1993 entry where the FBI blows up an iconic slasher. Mac.

SPEAKER_11

Is it um what is Jason X?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect. That's very close.

SPEAKER_11

I was all my points.

SPEAKER_06

All right. Moving on. The correct answer was what is Jason Goes to Hell the final Friday. Or the final Friday, Jason goes to hell.

SPEAKER_11

They're also poorly named, you know.

SPEAKER_06

That is true. That is true. More like Jason X it's his own fucking body and becomes a spirit. That would have been more appropriate. Binx, your pick.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, let's do name that psycho for 800.

SPEAKER_06

With sharp features and piercing eyes, she portrayed a demonic nun so well her face became a horror meme, and she sued for not being credited on merchandise.

unknown

Shit.

SPEAKER_12

What's her name? Don't Google it.

SPEAKER_06

Don't Google.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10

I can Google I can get it.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry to this woman. She's an icon, and we we should all know her name. We should do back.

SPEAKER_06

That is correct. Bonnie Aarons. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I love Valik, but geez. Also, that's kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08

Justice for her.

SPEAKER_11

Okay. Um, goodness, let's go. Who said that for one thousand?

SPEAKER_06

You can wash it and stick it in your mouth.

SPEAKER_11

This is a lot.

SPEAKER_12

Uh I really don't even know who would say that one. That's a that's a stray, I feel like. Who knows where that came from? Who knows where that came from?

SPEAKER_06

You gotta dig deep in the memory. Paris.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say maybe I said that.

SPEAKER_06

You did not say that.

SPEAKER_04

Who am I? You did not say that. Damn. Oh, that was all my points. Hateful.

SPEAKER_05

That was all your points.

SPEAKER_04

Let's make fun of the girl who took a risk. Alright.

SPEAKER_11

Um, well, wait, I gotta hit the button, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. Hit the button.

SPEAKER_06

Sorry.

SPEAKER_11

The window was in the wrong place. Who was me?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it was you. It was you. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_12

What context was that?

SPEAKER_06

I'm pretty sure it might have been the fresh episode. I think it was about the grapes. No, the grapes? We were talking about white.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, when we were talking about the grocery store. Yes. I think that was it.

SPEAKER_11

Friction, rather. Water and friction. Get it. You know what I mean? Water and friction.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, go ahead. Max, you got the correct answer, so let's get those. Uh let's get those.

SPEAKER_11

Let's go for the rotten truth for 1000.

SPEAKER_06

Don't let its 70% fresh score fool you. This film was the first ever universal hack on our show.

SPEAKER_12

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like I was there.

SPEAKER_12

First is ever universal hack?

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

That's an old though.

SPEAKER_06

That's okay, Binks.

SPEAKER_08

Oh no. I regret it already. Wait, what is paranormal activity?

SPEAKER_06

That is incorrect.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Minus all those points for you. The correct answer. Not the yes.

SPEAKER_12

What the I don't have no idea what this one is.

SPEAKER_06

The correct answer was Annabelle Creation. That was minus a thousand points. Really? Universal hack? Annabelle Creation. I can't afford it. Yeah. Okay. Mac, you pick.

SPEAKER_11

Let's go for name that psycho for 1000.

SPEAKER_06

This actor did his own stunts as an iconic slasher across three films and used his pet cat as inspiration for embodying the posture and movement of pure evil.

SPEAKER_11

Good night.

SPEAKER_06

No, no. That is that is close, but no.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_11

And this is a tough one. And I remember, like, I feel like we talked about this, but I have- You sure did.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

It sounds so familiar.

SPEAKER_06

We're gonna keep it pushed, and then the correct answer was James Jude Courtney from Halloween 2018. And we're gonna go out to close out our round on who said that? Don't you dare pull out. I can't buzz. Did you buzz?

SPEAKER_12

I did not buzz. That hasn't been cleared yet.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. We've been uh we have disconnected, so it's gonna be first goes. Take her.

SPEAKER_04

Was it me?

SPEAKER_06

No, it was not you.

SPEAKER_04

Don't you dare pull. Maybe Sean.

SPEAKER_12

There's no way. There's no way I said that. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

It is not Sean.

SPEAKER_08

No. Please, no. No. No.

SPEAKER_06

All right, all right. Okay. The correct image is Ryan.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

What do you say, Ryan?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Listen, folks. Um, that closes out our triple Jeopardy round, which is honestly incredible. And we've had a shakeup. We've had Mac, Paris, Sean, and Binks all change their rankings on the board. Paris.

SPEAKER_12

Look at that. Mac's at 900.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

You're coming in, man.

SPEAKER_06

Paris, I don't know how we're gonna do final jeopardy with your negative points, but we'll I think I've earned about 900 personality points by now.

SPEAKER_04

We lost tally. That's honestly really true.

SPEAKER_11

It's easy because you got a new positive for personality. If she gets it right and gets a thousand points, we're at 200 points. She gets it wrong, it's it's uh negative 1800 points.

SPEAKER_04

And she's getting it wrong.

SPEAKER_11

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

Oh boy, okay. Well, folks, we will be right back, as it turns out. We're gonna take a quick break and get ourselves organized, and we'll see you back here for Final Jeopardy in just a moment.

SPEAKER_00

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SPEAKER_06

Alright, welcome back, folks. A classic little ironic, honestly, that we ended with a Ryan uh no context quote, and then we did a Ryan sponsor for that. Uh that was that was fantastic. So, um, okay, here we are for Final Jeopardy. And I'm gonna let you know that our clue, excuse me, our category for Final Jeopardy is gonna be 90s film. 90s film. Now, to my dear contestants, we have a couple of things for you to do. 90s film. 90s film. Alright, I am going to give you, my dear contestants, a link to review. And this link is gonna be where you're going to submit your wagers. Alright, let's see here. Okay, Paris, you can build up to 2,000 points, even though you have negative a lot. So there's that. Amazing. To my co-hosts, my can my contestants. You have now a link in the chat to place your wagers. Please place your wagers now. Let me know how money you plan on betting. Uh, Binks. I hope you'll make it an interesting game by betting everything. But you know, don't let me tell you what's up.

SPEAKER_08

Do it. Fine.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, you definitely do not have to do that. Um, okay, we got a good bet from Mac, a wager from Paris. This is gonna be tough, also. So I definitely don't have to. Um, yeah, we were putting in the wager first. I sub I put a link in the chat for you to do so. Yep. I forgot how many I have. We're going with the game, but I'm just gonna go.

SPEAKER_12

Wait, is this the final round?

SPEAKER_06

This is the final round. Is this the final? This is Final Jeopardy, baby. And folks, if you have if you have any questions for us while we're getting ready. Anything that you want to know, any reflections?

SPEAKER_12

And then what do we open this link again to submit our answer?

SPEAKER_06

No, I'm gonna give you a separate link for the answer, but I have to send you the link after I read the clue because it has a question on it. Um, so we have wagers. Wait a second, why don't I have Sean? Did you not put your name?

SPEAKER_12

Oh no, I didn't.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, what did you wait after?

SPEAKER_12

Okay. 1000.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, cool. Here we go. All right, folks. All right. Here we are.

SPEAKER_12

I don't follow rules very well.

SPEAKER_06

That's okay. You're in points for trying. Okay, folks, we have 90s film as our final category. I'm gonna get ready to just give my contestants their link for their response. Now, the way this is gonna work, I'm gonna read the clue and I'm gonna give you a link to where you can submit your answer, and you're gonna just all submit your answers. Then we'll go one by one, reveal what your answer was, how much you wagered, and if you were correct. Sound good? Okay, yeah. If you have time, you're gonna figure this out. I hope you're prepared. I believe in you.

SPEAKER_02

Here we are. Hopefully.

SPEAKER_06

Here's your clue. The 1996 film Clueless starred three actors who appeared in horror movies that we've reviewed in the last year. Name all three actors and the movies we've reviewed. You now have a link to your answer sheet.

SPEAKER_11

I feel like we need the sound for this one to make it more tense, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I know. I'm doo-doo. Copyright is such a bitch.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna play our hacker slash theme song actually while we do this. Reminder that you're gonna need the movies as well.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, I just did people.

SPEAKER_06

Hope you can answer for the people or the n the movies. Oh, um I'm gonna give you one last one. I'm missing three responses. Submit your answers now.

SPEAKER_12

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_06

The remaining hosts who have not submitted a response.

SPEAKER_11

I'm just a slow type of.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't I didn't, yeah. But it is funny, the one that I couldn't think of the name in the movie though as well.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. Okay, we have responses. I need to bring this up side by side, actually. Damn it. Let me go to individual responses. This is gonna be so interesting. Okay. Uh let's see. I'm gonna fucking try to not laugh hysterically reading these. Okay. We're gonna start with Paris. Paris, you wagered 2,000 points.

SPEAKER_04

That's right.

SPEAKER_06

Let's see if the credit score checked out. You answered Alicia Silverstone, Britney Murphy, and Paul Rudd. Now, here's the problem. Some of these are correct and some of these are incorrect. So we're gonna we're gonna reveal correct points in here in a bit. Brittany Moofy, Brittany Murphy, that movie in the tub right before she died for real. I don't know who you're referring to, Paris. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04

It's the last movie she ever made.

SPEAKER_06

This was not that movie, I can assure you. Alicia Silverstone, the Lodge. While Alicia Silverstone was in the lodge, it was not the movie that we reviewed in the last year. But I know partial points for counting. Okay. Paul Rudd, Friday the 13th, one of them maybe in the 80s. I can assure you, Paul Rudd was in no Friday the 13th film. So you get partial points. I'm gonna leave that up to Chell to determine how many points you get. Let's move on to Mac. Mac wagered 800 points. Who is Brittany Murphy, Cherry Falls? That is correct. Paul Rudd, Halloween, The Curse of Michael Myers. That is correct. And Alicia Silverstone, also the Lodge. Again, mostly correct here, so this feels like a full point because you at least got the other ones. But let's see if someone else gets the that gets the Alicia Silverstone movie. Next up we have Sean who wagered a thousand points.

SPEAKER_12

But didn't say any movies.

SPEAKER_06

Alicia Silverstone, Brittany Murphy, and Paul Rudd. Okay, um, okay, let me see real quick if Binks has it, and then I'm gonna give you an opportunity here. Okay, Britney Murphy, Cherry Falls, Alicia Silverstone, Stacy Dash. Uh no, Binks, Stacy Dash is is not. I know I was I know I was thinking of the three main girls.

SPEAKER_08

I completely forgot about Paul Rudd. Yeah, which is hilarious. Correct. But I did get the movie for Alicia Silverstone because it is Drama Please Y2K.

SPEAKER_06

It is Y2K. I was gonna give Sean an opportunity to answer, but the correct answer would have been Alicia Silverstone Y2K. No, I won't watch. Okay, so I think I think Sean earns half points. Half of his weight.

SPEAKER_12

To be fair, yeah, I I would not have gotten the Alicia Silverstone movie. I did not put Y2K in there. That wasn't what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_06

What were you thinking?

SPEAKER_12

I was I was for some reason. Yeah, I think I was thinking The Lodge, but then I realized I don't think we did that movie, so I didn't I was just trying to think. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I was just trying to try to piece the actor to a movie.

SPEAKER_06

A yeah, it's totally fair. The Lodge was definitely one of her great ones, is one that she did recently.

SPEAKER_12

I forgot she was in Y2K completely.

SPEAKER_06

She was the mom in Y2K.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, so true.

SPEAKER_08

Wow Tim Heidecker from Tim and Eric.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. She was also in the Requin, which Paris and I just discussed in our Sharks Floor Tasion Boyness episode.

SPEAKER_12

Yep. She's in Killing of a Sacred Deer. I don't know if that counts as a horror movie, but you know. It should it should.

SPEAKER_06

Now the real question is, well, A, also I'm sad none of you called him Paul Steven Rudd. Uh, but the real question is, our scoring is our scoring final? Chell, is our is our scoring all good? Seems like it. We got a thumbs up. Okay. Here we are, folks. In last place, we have Paris, 200 points. Great job, trying.

SPEAKER_12

Also took the most. I was just happy to be here. Oh, Mac took a lot of risks, too.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, a lot of risks, a lot of personality. We loved it. Mac, 1,600 points. Incredible comeback. What a comeback. Honestly.

SPEAKER_12

What a comeback.

SPEAKER_06

Fantastic. You really.

unknown

Yeah. That's true.

SPEAKER_06

Sean, second place, 1,925 points. And Binks in first place with 3,000 points. Incredible. The sleeper.

SPEAKER_08

How it feels like pure adrenaline, blood pressure high, anxiety through the roof, and it will pursue well persevere and push me through the to the end. Um my trivia.

SPEAKER_12

Is it like a Virgo thing to just feel like you're dying inside while you're trying to do something that you know you should be able to do? You know what it means? Yes. Then you overanalyze the entire fucking situation.

SPEAKER_08

That's what happens. Then second guess, and then you're like, oh my god, and then you hate yourself and you get it wrong. Yep.

SPEAKER_12

And you just go with your gut, you're usually good.

SPEAKER_06

Hmm. So what I'm hearing is we should have more confidence.

SPEAKER_12

Something like that. Or just listen to your first like initial reaction, you know?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Also, okay, I just want to point out praise be to Busta in the chat. Y'all are so lucky I didn't do a Halloween resurrection question. Y'all are so lucky that we have not gotten to that yet. That should have been in the hackerslash chronicles section. Now we do have a chance.

SPEAKER_08

I was gonna say I'm very proud of you for not putting a lot of Halloween in here as well, because I also was trying to psychoanalyze this whole Jeopardy and think that a majority of it's gonna be about Michael Myers. So very proud of you.

SPEAKER_11

I was really waiting for a Nana Visitor question who plays Pamela Voice in the reboot. Nana Visitor, the actress who plays Pamela Voice. I was really hoping we were gonna get just because she's in she's in space nine, so I was hoping for that.

SPEAKER_06

Actually, no Sean, Mac. Mac, you need to know that I really wanted to make some Star Trek questions in here, but my god, I could not download those transcripts fast enough to Command F Star Trek and find all the Easter eggs. I am so sorry. Next Jeopardy, that's all you. Uh, we do have a couple questions in the chat. Uh, let's go with what movie is your personal hackiest hack?

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

Bunny Man.

SPEAKER_04

That's tough. What's the one that's like in the Library of Congress that shouldn't be there? Alien The Room? Okay. Alien, no, it's not that bad. I think you said that about the movie Alien, though.

SPEAKER_11

You did.

SPEAKER_04

No, I remember dragging it for that, but is that the hackiest hack? I doubt it. So Gordon Weaver's in it. It's not dog shit. And we've reviewed some real dog shit.

SPEAKER_06

We really have. Hacky is hot.

SPEAKER_12

I mean tough call because I feel like for me, it's gotta be the mean one for me. Like, it was a pretty bad movie. There wasn't too there wasn't really anything good about it. Like, there wasn't anything you know that could be done to save that movie. I feel like that was doomed to fail.

SPEAKER_06

I do agree. Now, listen, talk about going from zero to hero. Screamboat was fucking great. I loved it.

SPEAKER_12

True. A lot of these, a lot. Well, I sweet. Did we we I think we switched the terminology of this universe, but um uh a lot of these movies, these childhood nightmare movies are actually um interesting, man. They're a little bit, I mean, I'm not say they're great by any means, but they definitely are entertaining to say the least.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_08

Love that. Yeah, I'd agree. The the mean one for sure is uh a real tough one to beat in terms of the hackiest hack. I gotta say, if I thought of another one right off the bat, it's hard to pick which Friday the 13th. Um but definitely a majority of them are probably all tied for the bare bottom. Yeah. For sure. How about you? Isn't there one where you're like, oh no, I was thinking of um is it Jason Goes to Hell? Yeah, I think that one's like probably the worst for me.

SPEAKER_11

Okay. I don't know if I could pick like hackiest hack because it feels bad choosing terrifier simply because I truly hated it, but at the same time I I truly hated it. So like, how can I not how can I not just pick that? It's an easy one for me because I've talked about how much I hated it.

SPEAKER_06

I guess it's at least a hacksaw movie. Thanks.

SPEAKER_11

Ah, there you go.

SPEAKER_08

I thought I thought of another one. How could I not say Lover's Lane when I fully hated that movie so much that I needed to speed through it?

SPEAKER_12

The two-time playback speed.

SPEAKER_08

Absolutely I couldn't take it anymore.

SPEAKER_06

All right, we have one more question here. We're gonna end out in this.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, I have an answer.

SPEAKER_06

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04

Uh I'm gonna give it to Basket Case with an honorable mention of being misery.

SPEAKER_06

Misery. Wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Misery.

SPEAKER_06

I forgot that you hated that movie. That's actually one of uh Paris and I's earliest disagreements. When she came from Misery. That's kind of wrong. No, then was um High Tension.

SPEAKER_08

I just watched High Tension for the first time. Hate it.

SPEAKER_04

Thoughts banks. Chris, don't say anything.

SPEAKER_08

That was okay. Well, first of all, I'm like French film like that, like that whole era of martyrs, chaos was a lot. I liked it though, but it wasn't like out of this world, but I liked it. I liked it. I was very thrown off by that twist. I will say that.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. A little gap.

SPEAKER_12

I like the song by Green Day.

SPEAKER_03

That's true. All right.

SPEAKER_06

Our final question of the night was what horror movie do you wish got a sequel made?

SPEAKER_04

Ooh. Oh, you know, you know what actually could do a good sequel is Oculus. Bring that mirror back. Bring those siblings back. Or a new family. Well, yeah, not those siblings, but a new family, I'm sure, can acquire this mirror.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's such a good pick.

unknown

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna go the original Black Christmas because that movie was gonna be made, and Bob Clark passed away in a car accident before he could get it made. And Olivia Hussey was gonna reprise her role.

SPEAKER_02

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_12

Womp womp.

SPEAKER_04

That's Chris's one that got away for sure.

SPEAKER_12

I kind of feel like we should get like it would be interesting to see if we can do like a new like a sequel to Jennifer's body, but somehow bring Megan Fox back. You know what I mean? That would be cool. I think we'd be here for that. Because I think she's still in her prime, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08

That's a great one, I think.

SPEAKER_04

Completely agree.

SPEAKER_08

I think I'm going to say. Oh, go go ahead, Mac.

SPEAKER_11

I was saying not night swim. No sequels ever.

SPEAKER_04

Never.

SPEAKER_11

Drain that pool and call it a day.

SPEAKER_04

Drain the swamp.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah. No, definitely don't do that one. I was actually gonna say uh repo, the genetic opera, just a spike all of you. Oh my god. Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_06

Well, what a way to take us out on that note, Biggs. Okay, let's wow. Well, folks, we have had such a blast hanging out with you all tonight. Thank you so much for being here. The contestants, thanks for risking it all to get the biscuit on a live stream. 400 episodes is absolutely outrageous. And I cannot tell you that I think this might be some of like my life's most favorite work to do. And that's all because of the community that we've made and the friends that we've found in each other. So thank you, folks. Uh, you can catch us in our Discord server if you want to check out our next live stream. We do live episode recordings for our patrons that will be coming up soon. But until then, ta ta, everybody. Good night.

SPEAKER_02

Bye bye.